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Fantastico Facts about the New Age Man


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Who doesn’t like giving and receiving gifts. It’s the most fantastico fact about humans that makes one feel special and enhances the bonds. But when it comes to gifting women, it’s easy to buy presents; anything wearable, fragrant, or expensive fits the bill. But men are so difficult to buy fantastico gifts for. The Style Symphony has a scientific way about it! First: Indentify your man. They are a weird species. And with so many sub-species, they can be tricky to classify. But let’s try it out and start with four of the most commonly found fantastico ones.

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  1. The Cultivated & Fantastico Facts about him!

fantastico man

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COMMON HABITAT

  • The loyal yoga class
  • Bookshops (the philosophy section)
  • Ashrams (meditating)
  • The beach (marveling at the wonders of Nature, not jogging, playing cricket or checking out the babes)
  • The local health food shop (buying anything organic)
  • Cookery classes (vegetarian, of course)

MAIN PASTIMES

  • Meditating (but not the kind men usually do for two hours every morning in the loo)
  • Reading (about meditating, philosophy, yoga, the wonders of Nature, organic foods)
  • Listening to New Age music
  • Watching The Discovery Channel or National Geographic (Baywatch is just not PC)
  • Growing to his own alfalfa sprouts

MOST COMMON CHARACTERISTICS

  • Khadi kurtas and Kolhapuri chappals
  • Slightly pale complexion (from spending too much time in bookshops, health food shops, ashrams)
  • Frown lines (from pondering over all those philosophical complexities and the wonders of nature)
  • Flexible joints (from all that meditation and yoga) and a faraway look in his eyes

 

  1. The Disco Dude & Fantastico Facts about him!

fantastico man

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COMMON HABITAT

  • Any nightspot in any city, town, village, hill station, beach resort you care to mention
  • The hippiest boutique in any city, town, village, hill station, beach resort you care to mention
  • The best music store in any city, etc, etc, etc
  • The most stylish hairdresser in any city, etc, etc, etc
  • Anywhere he can strut his… er… stuff
  • On the beach marveling at the wonders of Nature (the female kind)

MAIN PASTIMES

  • Checking out the babes
  • Strutting his stuff
  • Boogying on down
  • Propping up the bar
  • Buying clothes, CDs, strong aftershave
  • Checking his look in the mirror

MOST COMMON CHARACTERISTICS

  • The right labels
  • The whiff of aftershave that precedes his arrival by at least 50 paces
  • Colored contact lenses. (He won’t admit to it, but since he has become rather short sighted from so much babewatching he may as well enhance its looks, too)
  • Gelled back hair
  • Impossibly tight jeans
  • A large rectangular growth on the side of his head. (Actually it’s his mobile from which he is never parted. Hey! How else to know where the most happening scene in town is?)

 

  1. The Yuppie & Fantastico Facts about him!

fantastico man

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COMMON HABITAT

  • In his office
  • In front of his PC
  • Under his laptop
  • Attached to his mobile (but not for the same reasons as Disco Dude)
  • Any pub during happy hour
  • The smartest restaurant in town at lunchtime
  • Five star hotel bars (networking)
  • Airport lounges (flying to a business meeting)

MAIN PASTIMES

  • Working
  • Networking
  • Talking about work
  • Wining and dining business associates
  • Telling his mates about his latest deals
  • Travelling to business meetings

MOST COMMON CHARACTERISTICS

  • The right labels
  • Glasses for eyestrain (from working)
  • Sober ties (for grown-up meetings)
  • Wacky ties (to show he’s not so boring)
  • Privilege Flier tags on his luggage
  • The dinkiest mobile in town

 

  1. The Body Beautiful Man & Fantastico Facts about him!

fantastico man

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COMMON HABITAT

  • The gym
  • The pool
  • The beach
  • The football pitch
  • The jogger’s park
  • The local sports store

MAIN PASTIMES

  • Working out (in front of mirrors)
  • Pumping iron (in between posing in front of the mirrors)
  • Swimming (posing in his tiny trunks, actually)
  • Playing football (when not checking out the babes on the sidelines)
  • Jogging (and checking out the babes as there are no damn mirrors)
  • Choosing new posing gear (oops! Make that sports gear)

MOST COMMON CHARACTERISTICS

  • Owns 10 different types of trainers: one pair for pumping iron, one for circuit training, one for jogging, etc.
  • Perma-flexed muscles
  • Shaved chest
  • Oiled biceps
  • Thinks Arnie Schwarzenegger writes serious literature 😛

This blog post is inspired by the blogging marathon hosted on IndiBlogger for the launch of the #Fantastico Zica from Tata Motors. You can apply for a test drive of the hatchback Zica today.

  • sunita

    Loved the classification…hats off to your imagination!

  • hehe..interesting 🙂

  • Hmm! Interesting post indeed. You’ve put a majority into the list.

  • Nice list. Probably, most people would fit into it.

    • Yeah! I planned, they do 😛 Thanks for stopping by! 🙂

  • All types of attitudes is seen in this post about men. Very well explained about different men and their approaches and habits. Excellent! keen study and a lot of hardwork behind this post is seen Maitreni :)) As every person will fit among those. Great post, kudos!! :))

    • Thank you so much Prasanna. I am so glad you noticed the intricate detailing of this post. 🙂 Cheers!

  • Purba Chakraborty

    ha ha 😀 I really enjoyed reading this post. Perfectly presented 🙂

  • Fantastic post.

  • Anjali Sengar

    Whoa!!! You nailed it 😉

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